omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
Waiting for someone to have a crush on me