kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

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hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

miscaitlin:

when girls posts are photo and their friend compliments them and they are just like “aw its all you babe x”image

Send me a number :)
  • 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

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gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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